How to propose a girl in C :D

How to propose a girl in
C....
# include "STD ISD PCO.h"
‪#‎include‬ "love.h"
# define Cute beautiful_
lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&l adies);
if(lady ==Cute )
line++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&r eply);
}
if(reply == "Abuse")
main(); /* go back and
repeat the
process */
else if(reply == "SANDAL
")
exit(1);
else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover =Cute ;
love = (heart*)malloc(
sizeof(lover))
;
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover-
>money;
return(college) ;
}
if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;
cinema:
{
watch++;
if(intermission )
{
coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
if(time ==6.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=6.30;t
ime<=8.30;time
+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;
pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;
if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}
if (highly->intoxi cated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
sweetpan++;
polo++;
goto home;
}
friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}
home:
{
if(mom.shouts() )
{
reason=(combine dstudy
||
projectwork
||
friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
if(dad.shouts() )
shut->yourmouth ;
call->lover;
if(phone->voice ==(lover_
dad-
>voice ||
lover_mom->voic e))
{
hang++;
}
else if(phone->voice
==lover-
>voice)
{
for(time=12:30;
time<=1.30;time ­­
+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&r eply); /
* "I Love
U"
already
stored in reply */
}
}
goto sleep;
}
sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}
}